Ten Amusing Fishing Sayings and Quotes
By Toby Trigger

Throwing into fish pond

  1. A bad day of fishing is still better than a good day at work. – Author Unknown.
  2. An angler is a man who spends rainy days sitting around on the muddy banks of rivers doing nothing because his wife won’t let him do it at home. – Author Unknown
  3. The gods do not deduct from man’s allotted span the hours spent in fishing. – Babylonian Proverb
  4. The fishing was good; it was the catching that was bad. – A.K. Best
  5. All fishermen are liars; it’s an occupational disease with them like housemaid’s knee or editor’s ulcers. – Beatrice Cook
  6. There’s a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. – Steven Wright
  7. Calling fishing a hobby is like calling brain surgery a job. – Paul Schullery
  8. The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so that I could afford to hunt and fish. – Sam Snead
  9. Smoked carp tastes just as good as smoked salmon when you ain’t got no smoked salmon. – Patrick F. McManus
  10. If I fished only to capture fish, my fishing trips would have ended long ago. – Zane Grey

These ten quotes came from “Will and Guys Funny Fishing Stories” http://www.guy-sports.com/humor/stories/story_fishy.htm