Squeaky Oar Lock’s Wedding Buffet Theory. You are tricked
did not have an excuse lined up into attending some lame ass wedding your wife wants to to attend and you sleep through the ceremony arriving pretty snoozy at the reception. You get in line and are served up a dry overcooked shredded slice of roast beef with cold burnt au-jus. The good news is there is 46 more pounds of the scorched roast beef.
But as you are choosing between the wilted underdressed spinach salad and the tepid a bit juicy Ambrosia Salad you see a salted yet carefully aged ham.
Same feeling that the trout have. 10 gazillion Trico Spinners drifting over their head. Analogous to the dried out roast beef.
A tasty red ant happens by the same fish. Yessir. Tasty salty sweet ham.
The last tip? Enjoy your day. Enjoy your friends, your family, the water. Fishing is fun. Enjoy it.