Please don’t try this–keep it legal! We do have regulations for a reason, even if not everybody agrees with those regulations. BUT……being that it is the middle of the week and the worst part is over, you can start your coast to Friday with the following. It’s healthy to laugh!
A man get stopped by a game warden with his basket full of fish.
Warden: do you have a permit for all these fish?
Man: no sir. These are all my pet fish.
Warden: your pet fish? How’s that?
Man: well, every night I take all my pet fish for a walk to the lake, I let them swim for about half hour and then I whistle and they all come back and jump in my basket and we go home. We do this every night.
Warden: Well that’s just a crock of lies!!
Man: here I’ll show you… (Releases the fish in the lake)
Warden: well this I got to see!!
5 minutes later…
Warden: well??
Man: what?
Warden: the fish!! Where’s your pet fish??
Man: what fish??
