By Montana Grant

Posted: November 25, 2021

Thanksgiving is the time when family and friends come together for fun and food. It is important to have a diet of fresh, fun, turkey jokes to share around the table. Here are some great suggestions that are appropriate for all ages.

1.What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?       Quack, quack!

  1. If Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for at Thanksgiving? Their age!
  2. Why did the Police arrest the turkey? Suspected fowl play
  3. What happened when the turkey got into a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him.
  4. Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove that he wasn’t a chicken.
  5. What sound does a Turkey’s phone make? Wing, wing!
  6. What is a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach Gobbler!
  7. Which side of a turkey has the most feathers? The Outside!
  8. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo? A turkey that can pluck itself!
  9. What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky!

So, there you go! The perfect essential joke list for the holidays!

Gobble, Gobble!

Montana Grant

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