Pheasant Terrorizes British Family
By Kamp Cook
Talk about a “fowl temper,” a pheasant has been bullying a British family.
According to GuySpeed.com
Sally-Ann Hudson (44) can’t set foot outside her Wentnor, Shropshire home without being pecked and scratched at by the vicious bird which lies in wait just outside her door. The bitter bird has launched several unprovoked attacks on Ms. Hudson, and her elderly parents.
The attacks have become so intense that Sally-Ann is now scared to set foot outside her home without gloves and a badminton racket to fend off the ferocious pheasant, which she has nicknamed Phil. She has been stalked by the feathered thug for the past 4 months, and cannot seem to figure out why the hooligan is specifically “targeting” her.
Phil wakes the family every morning by angrily head-butting the windows on the front of the house. He also chases their family sedan, only stopping the chase after the car has left the village.
The family has recently attempted to get the bird on his good side – they have fed him crumbs of corn bread, which they say he just loves. However, the efforts have failed – ol’ Phil is still in full attack mode.