40 Signs You Might be from Montana…
By angelamontana

Posted: November 23, 2015

After reading through this list from toddklassy.com, I found quite a few of these to be accurate…how about you?  How many out of 40 are fitting for you?

1.)  You have suffered both sunburn and frostbite in the same week.

2.)  Your town has more bars than grocery stores.

3.)  You prefer driving in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.

4.)  Parking your automobile at night requires an extension cord.

5.)  You know Ekalaka is not a Hawaiian island.

6.)  When you tell a woman she has a nice outfit you aren’t complimenting her on her clothing.

7.)  You would rather eat Rocky Mountain oysters than sushi.

8.)  You haven’t washed your vehicle in over a year because you fear the dirt is the only thing holding it together.

9.)  You firmly believe the opening day of elk hunting should be a state holiday.

10.)  You know cow pies are not made of beef.

11.)  When bears wake from hibernation the story leads the evening news.

12.)  The elevation of your town exceeds its population.

13.)  You have left the house wearing shorts and a coat at the same time.

14.)  You have a tan line in the middle of your forehead.

15.)  Your local gas station sells live bait.

16.)  You serve Little Smokies on special occasions.

17.)  You measure distance in hours and minutes, not miles.

18.)  You know how to correctly pronounce Kootenai. And Absarokee.

19.)  Empty shell casings roll around inside your pick-up truck.

20.)  You’ve had a foot of snow on your lawn while the rest of the country was working on their tans.

21.)  Your favorite designer labels are Carhartt and Wrangler.

22.)  You can see stars at night.

23.)  A SUV or pick-up truck is a necessity, not some sort of status symbol.

24.)  You carry jumper cables in your vehicle. And your wife or girlfriend knows how to use them.

25.)  You consider -20° Fahrenheit “a little chilly.”

26.)  Your definition of a vacation is a trip to Billings.