Picture this: You’re all set for a perfect day of fishing – You’re excited, birds are singing, and you’re armed with the best lures known to humankind. But lo and behold, life has a different plan for your day. Now you’re not just fishing; you’re starring in a slapstick comedy where the fish are the audience and you’re the bumbling protagonist. The only thing biting today is irony, and you’re reeling it in with every misstep. Here’s to the ones that got away – the fish, your rod, your net and your dignity.