At Minuteman Ammo Company, we take personal defense seriously—especially when it comes to werewolves. Lycanthropes, after all, are fast, tough, highly contagious, and historically bad for villages. Whether you’re worried about an ancient Scythian shapeshifter, a cursed medieval butcher, or a modern-day Vlkolak with boundary issues, it pays to be prepared. Their one known weakness? Silver. So naturally, we went all in. Our Werewolf Defense rounds feature hand-crafted, 99.9% pure solid silver projectiles, manufactured locally and built to exacting tolerances. They’re polished for reliable feeding, loaded in premium nickel-plated brass, live-fire tested, and perform much like solid copper—except, you know, way worse for werewolves. One solid hit will do the job, but since wolves hunt in packs, we recommend backups (hence the Wolfpack).
This isn’t novelty ammo—it’s real, functional, live ammunition. Each order includes one single round, shipped in a custom-engraved rosewood casket, because presentation matters when you’re dispatching the undead. We fully support the lawful and justified defensive use of Werewolf Defense ammo, though we politely discourage proactive lycanthrope hunting without proper tags, licenses, or permission from your local ecclesiastical authority.
Yes, there are rules. Yes, some states make importing a single round of silver ammo hilariously complicated. And no, we cannot ship to Transylvania (ITAR is a beast). All ammo sales are final, orders take a few days to build in our highly secure anti-wolf lair, and gun laws—much like werewolves—are always changing.
Bottom line: if the full moon rises and something with claws is looking at you funny, you’ll be glad you planned ahead.
Werewolf defense is no laughing matter. But people still like to laugh while they prepare.
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